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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
My Doctor says I`m a serious alcoholic, but I think I`m more of a funny alcoholic.
I`m starting to think mosquitoes just land on our faces not to suck blood but to see how stupid we look when we slap ourselves.
I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode
When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Too bad the little guy "Tattoo" from Fantasy Island isn`t around anymore. They could ask HIM where the plane is!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
Word for the day is asstard
I just threw a piece of food on the floor of my cubicle. Totally forgot my dog doesn`t work here.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides.
I hope my liquor store is having an after Christmas sale!!