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Jack Frost go away, come again another day. I need some sun, I need some sand, I need an island & a band. I`m bored with you & tired of the cold, so go away your getting old. Bring on the sun at one hundred degrees, some coconut oil & pina coladas please
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Yeah he`s still bugging me...he thinks Harass is two words.
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight ... Lie.
My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
I`ve created a new gym to help with the child obesity problem. There is no building, I am just slowly driving around neighborhoods in an ice cream truck without ever stopping.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if you`re stuck in prison.
Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Life is to short ... to waste time matching socks.
I`m at that "licking peanutbutter off a spoon" time to go grocery shopping point....