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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
I pay $200 a month for car insurance, I`ll run all the red lights I want
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other,it`s given me another reason to stare.
Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I`m heading north to start a new life.
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of it!
Seriousley.. The cuntestents in the 2013 speling beee contast hafe too now no the meening of the werd thay hafe been axed too spell. I coud rock that contast so eesy :))))) eg. The meening of "Easy". Anser: a kids oven
Happiness comes from within. That`s why it always feels so good to fart.
I usually spend my Mondays texting apologies but I`ve had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.