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Hard butter is the devil.
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
Okay, I can`t take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Blacking out when you’re drunk is god’s way of telling you that it’s none of your business what you do when you’re drunk.
If life was easy, we wouldn`t need alcohol.
Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft.
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace.
Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.