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Love is when the guy who stocks the liquor knows your name.
Is that a selfie or did you just photobomb a picture of your filthy bathroom?
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
Sex, do it for the kids.
There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
Wish some of my co workers weren`t allowed in the break room... Because that`s who I usually need a break from.
Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch
Odd Fact: The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = DREAMS.