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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Dramatically slamming a book shut upon finishing it was way more satisfying than switching my Kindle off and gently placing it on the table.
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
When you consider names for your baby, it`s important to try out the middle name in an angry voice.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
Give fat people a break. They have a lot on their plate.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
You being crazy doesn`t bother me. It`s you being crazier than me...That makes me freakin` jealous.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.
Cooking tip of the day: Rub your eyes BEFORE you dice the jalapenos...
I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.