Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean… on tables, chairs & random ugly people.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I`m thinking about getting her a treadmill.
Just once I want to see a car with one woman sticker and twelve cat stickers.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar
I`m getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I`ve been to in the last week that`s had "insufficient funds".