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We should do this “3-day weekend” thing more often.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...
What does lolz mean...Laugh out loud zebras?
I just awesomed all over the place.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
This guy at the gym just did four sets of selfies.
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
I don`t want it to seem like I`m trying to get rid of you, but GO AWAY!!