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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
I hate situations where I have to acknowledge the people I had been successfully ignoring.
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
Oops is farting in the elevator and thinking it would be silent.
Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of a late drinking session.
I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I`m not a shopaholic.
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
I recently jumped on the back of my psychologist and started counting...1...2...3 and he was so suprised asking me what I was doing and I answered offendedly: "Well you`re the one who said I could always count on you !"
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
Don`t wait until you`re on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger.
Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, but part of me wants to go to happy hour.