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the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
I love long walks on the beach under the moonlight, poetry, candlelight dinners, and having my a$$ spanked with a fuzzy slipper.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
Dwjxdjdhjfrjfjhrha! Sorry--you will get a more coherent status update AFTER I`ve had my coffee!
Someone told me once that to have more confidence during sex, put in a live concert album while doing it. That way, you will hear applause every 3-4 minutes but I did it wrong. Accidentally put in a live concert album and all I heard was laughter!
I said "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don`t." but the judge didn`t buy it.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
I`ve discovered two things today... 1. My cat looks so cute in people clothes. 2. I`m probably going to die alone.
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b
According to my current parking spot I`m a physician.