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Puttin the `eff it` in efficient today.
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn`t a real sport.
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot
Change is hard. Seriously, have you ever bit a nickel?
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn`t work any better.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
When someone tries to tell me they can`t do something, I`m like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
I`ve been around the block a few times.....but only because I was too drunk to find my house.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?