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I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
You know you`re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
If I laugh randomly when you are talking to me, don`t worry, the voices are telling me jokes.
Full disclosure: All my statuses with less than 3 likes were made by my intern.
People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides.