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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.
Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
They should paint the bottom of swimming pools with satellite photos so it feels like you’re flying.
My worst ideas have all either started or ended with having no pants on.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
Mustaches: 1. Like them or not? 2. Should you refuse to go out on a date with someone just because she has one?
I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
I hope I can still remember the dance to Thriller when I become a Zombie.
I don`t appreciate my son`s teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework.
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
If your wife says "what would you do without me?" "Live happily ever after" is NOT the correct answer.