Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
The difference between “like” “love” and “in love” is the same as the difference between “for now” “for a while” and “forever”
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.
My pet unicorn told me that I was being delusional again. :/
If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?
Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.
Do these people in movies who wander off into the woods alone at night not watch movies?
I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
I`m hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
I`ve spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can`t find his nuggets.
Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle.
I used to be so broke when homeless people saw me coming by they would hide their change cups.
If you kept one of those jars where I`d have to put in a quarter every time I swore, you would be a billionaire by the end of the week.