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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
Why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways?
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
Takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do ...
I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
The girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat.
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.