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I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
Marriage tip: Don`t
I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn`t look stupid.
Hello...
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
If I lived everyday like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world. I’m sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.
Women- God’s version of a Rubik’s cube.