Daily Silly Status

I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.

Saying, "We need to talk," is the most efficient way to freak someone out

Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.

The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI

"Safely remove USB." Who does that?

I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.

Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted

Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???

She texted me: "your adorable." I replied: "no, YOU`RE adorable." Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her typo.

I`m sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race.

"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......

I say the things better left unsaid.

If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple `Thank you.` is all I need! Not all this `How did you get in my house?` business!

If you live up be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.

I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?