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Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza.
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either.
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
Great friends never let you do stupid things......alone
In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.
It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
What I’m really looking for in a friend is loyalty. And a pool. Mainly just a pool.
i dont have drain bramage.