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I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
When you`re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
Apparently it`s ok to leash your dog to a bike rack, but it`s illegal to leash your kid to one. Parenting is hard...
The moment when someone says a word and everyone laughs, including you and then someone goes, "Do you know what that means?" and you go "No, not really."
Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy, and innocent ... Oh, for heaven`s sake! Stop laughing!
Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.