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Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel, that`s why I like you.
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
Don`t ever forget.. I`m always here. A l w a y s. Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That`s right. I see everything.
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
Lets watch a reality show about nasty rednecks acting like rednecks, but get mad when one of them says something a redneck would say
I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I`m pursuing you online and from my couch
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
If you`re ever sad, just imagine how much worse it would be to be a tree that spent years and years growing up, only to end up as a Justin Bieber notebook
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.