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So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
When choosing a ring tone, always ask yourself, "How embarrassed will I be when this rings in public?"
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
When will vegeterians stop eating my food`s food??
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don`t think of until too late
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
A real friend is someone who knows how damn crazy you are... But is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
One man’s LOL is another man’s WTF.