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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
When I’m getting off a crowded elevator I like to turn & look at someone who’s staying on and say,, “You’re in charge while I’m gone.”
Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
Roses are red, this much is true, Violets are purple, not f*cking blue
What a snow day inside with the kids! My one son thought it would be a good idea to fill up the garage freezer with snow to save for later and my other son had an "accident" and peed all over the floor in the bathroom. Youd think they know better at 13 and 15 years old! I probably should stop letting them drink beer in the house.
Don`t do drugs. Become a Pop star and they give `em to you FOR FREE!
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
I`m on that “Starts tomorrow” diet.
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
Single, means never having to say you`re sorry.
my husband of 10 years still goes mad when I use his toothbrush, if anyone knows a better way to get dog poo off shoes, im all ears