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“Wow! My political opinion just changed because of what you posted on Facebook” – said no one ever.
If my superpower was to be able to stop time, I`d totally use it to take a nap without people noticing.
The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
I’m a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
People who walk in front of the theatre screen while you`re watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude.
Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)
Dear single guys; open a pet shop selling cats. Let the single ladies come to you.