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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
Some days are just not meant to be productive.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
It`s a good thing farting isn`t as contagious as yawning.
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
If u think I talk to much, just let me know. We can talk about it!
When I get to heaven, the first question I`m asking God is, why does my butt have more hair than my head?
High-five a veteran today.
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
If you’re a millionaire and you don’t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool then you should just give me all of your money because you’re wasting it
once you delete your birthday from Facebook, you realize no-one ever gave a sh!t about you all along!
Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me...
Chuck E Cheese: Because it`s never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.