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I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake.
Sometimes I order Domino`s but give them Pizza Hut`s address. And when they show up and start fighting, I just wait with my mouth open.
"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "f*ck off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
Not every flower can say love...but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst...but a cactus did. Not every idiot can read, but look at you go!!!! lol
I laughed more at the Broncos offense then I did at the commercials.
If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they actually are not looking for your opinions ... I know that now.
a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
gone fishing ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>
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You`re the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.