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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
It`s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
I wonder if dogs ever wake up in the morning and think "dear god please don`t take me jogging with you today"?
My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he`s attempting to get his hoodie back. He`s in for one hell of a life lesson.
I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
The closest I`ve ever come to eating better is eating butter.
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
Live each day like someone else is paying for drinks
The inside of my fridge: evidence that I’m still not a real adult.
Sometimes I get a little sad and feel like being alone. But then I talk to my dog about it and he reminds me I`m Awesome. Then WE DANCE.