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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
I`m at my most relaxed around dogs and prescription drugs.
My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.
Every time a clerk asks "Did you find everything you need?" I always answer "No, I couldn`t find a hug"
If noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
It`s so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
Bulimia: Twice the taste. Zero Calories.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.
You`re right, vodka. This is the perfect time to use a hammer.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
Stop undressing me with your eyes!...Use your teeth!
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.