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Probably the most exciting feature on the new Iphone is the way it upgrades simple phone theft into full on finger removal.
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don`t have.
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I`m stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
What if "I`m coming out with a new scent" was just a way for famous people to warn others that they were about to fart?
Sobriety and I have agreed to see other people today
How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams
When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a bastard.
There`s actually a website designed to simulate what it`s like to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust, it`s called MySpace.
Tarantulas are like cigarettes. They are pretty much harmless, until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.