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I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I’m heading north to start a new life.
Instructions for having an adventure: 1. Stand outside restaurant. 2. Wait for someone to ask if you`re the valet. 3. Say yes.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
Yeah he`s still bugging me...he thinks Harass is two words.
I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
It´s Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It`s definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation.
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
Wondering if my heart is healthy enough for sex ... volunteers needed.