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Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
I put the pro in inappropriate.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it`s about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.
Wish my girlfriend was awake, could really do with a sandwich right now.
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
I don`t care if it`s a kidnapping/murder; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I`m 97% more likely to participate.
I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
Why is it that whenever I have to turn around in a strange driveway, I feel like they`re gonna come running out with pitchforks and torches?
sorry abaut the message I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!
Trying to get in shape for all those people I`m not having sex with.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
If you grew up wanting to be a Plumber or a Pizza delivery boy, You watched too much porn as a kid.
My whole life is based on a true story...