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It`s true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
The hostess said to sit wherever I want, but the couple at this table are giving each other weird looks and have totally stopped talking.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
Global warming is now thought to be a leading cause of documentaries.
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.
Being sick is your bodies way of saying “Hey, you really need to catch up on some TV”.
DAMN IT!!!!! I just ripped the tag off one of my Beanie Babies! Now it`s worthless!!
There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got "YOLO" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)