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School is like an erection. It`s long and hard unless you`re Asian.
Stall Cleaning service, Satisfaction guaranteed or 100% or you manure back!
Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
?”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
I’m not a “stalker”. I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
Someone asked an old man: "After 70yrs you still call your wife Darling, Honey and Luv. What`s the secret?"... Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I`m scared 2 ask her.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?