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Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, and that’s how science works.
Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb . Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that.
my 2012 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
This by far is your most f*ck up idea ever ... I`ll be there in 10 minutes.
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
If history has taught us anything, it`s that reheated french fries are gross.
I think I speak for everyone when I say we hate being spoken for.
I was filling out this form when one of the questions asked "What level is your maturity?" I didn`t fill it out cause I couldn`t find my crayons!!
I`m at the age where if someone says "Go big or go home," I`m usually fine with going home.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.