Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap.
that moment when somebody calls your house phone and ask where you are
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together.
I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.
I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I`m fine.
I hate it when people dont know the differece between Ur and U`r
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
i only drink on days that end with y
If the shoe fits, buy it.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat`s just being dramatic.
I want to take this moment to thank the depends adult diaper company for allowing me to play my video game for a strait 8 hours uninterupted...