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If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.
You question whether you are getting old when your barber asks if your eyebrows need trimming, and you know it when he does it without asking
hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
I`m so ghetto.... I had lights and water bill in my name before the age of 3..
Today`s Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?
Sometimes my life feels like a 40 year long episode of Punk`d...
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y`all.
My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
Ever wish the choice you made and the “right thing to do” were the same thing?