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All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one.
Hey! Did any of you see my........ Oh ! Never mind... :D How much of you said that before? heee heee hee!
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn`t that make life fair?
When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers.
I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”
If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
If you`re going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10am, don`t be open.
Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
I`m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest any of you in despair and disappointment?
Those "Speed Enforced by Aircraft" signs don`t understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16.
There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.