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I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we`re married & live together so I`d have to see them every day.
lol I rotfl
I just awesomed all over the place.
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
I never get caught because I`ve watched all 27 seasons of Cops..
I think instead of doing laundry I`m just going to buy a second hamper...
Hey,,,, I said I`d be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
My girlfriend left me because I`m a legend ... Or to quote her, `Arrogant`.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.
As far as distractions go ... I like to think I`m a good one.
Me: You`re the prettiest girl I`ve ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you`re smart too, I like that.