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So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
Boobs: because you can`t suck on a girls personality
As a man I am so thankful I don`t have to give birth. I could never go nine months without drinking.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
I imagine a world where whining on Facebook is illegal.
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
Currently helping my son look for his chocolate that I ate last night.
I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning.
If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid.
I`m not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. Hahaha I’m so sorry. No I’m not.
If your cat has a Facebook page, we can`t be friends.
Let’s be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we?
Research is what I`m doing when I don`t know what I`m doing.