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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
I regret nothing but mostly because I can`t remember most of the stuff I should probably regret
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
I`m just doing what the beer tells me to.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It`s a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!
“I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
"Do you have a charger?" is the new "Could I bum a cigarette?"
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?
Remember, life isn`t about accumulating stuff. It`s about making people insanely jealous of your stuff.
You ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.