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Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
My wife and I decided to make our own sex tape. She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.
Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death.
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.
The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it ... I`m gonna miss that baby...
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
Once again I`ve woken up without super powers. Sigh
If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
I`ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
If you can`t handle me at my worst I completely understand, because I can`t either.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly