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From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
Some people are more confused then a chameleon in a packet of Skittles.
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
So far today has been a pretty good day...I haven`t had to bite or hit anyone, yet!!
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don`t have.
NO, I didn`t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
I`ll bet I`m the only one in this grocery store with "sh!t for tacos" on my shopping list.
I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools.
Win every argument simply by repeating your opponent`s last sentence in a whiny voice.
The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.