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i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you`re ugly.
Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
45 minutes on the treadmill is no big deal if you don`t turn it on
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
When I`m at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend.
Don`t mistake my middle finger as an offer.
AT this stage in my life an ALL NIGHTER JUST means I didn`t have to get up and pee....
I`d take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.