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Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet as long as I don`t eat anything else today and tomorrow.
It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
If my body is EVER found dead on a designated jogging trail.. Just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.. :|
I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
People are like dogs: There`s always someone who loves you for you and there`s someone who just peed in an inappropriate place.
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
Actually told a girl who`s moving to France soon that "there`s lots of French people over there". It`s a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with hope that it might magically solve her problems.
Thursday doesn`t even count as a day, it`s just the thing that`s blocking friday.
Relationship has 12 letters, but then again so does alcohollllll
Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?