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Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the hell.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
I`ll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn`t just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.
Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
I was looking all over for my ambition today......well, It wasn`t under this 12 pack, so I`ll look tomorrow.
Unless your "Awesome Sauce" is an actual sauce and it involves putting it on a steak then I don`t want to hear about it.
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
You`re right, you didn`t ask that guy for a d!ck pic, but nobody asked for hundreds of pictures of your face either.
If at first you don’t succeed, you shouldn’t diffuse bombs.