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Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
Just belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
"I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
The internet has made me so ADD. Started off googling "how to replace a timing belt" ended up watching a video on how to milk a camel.
It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
What is it about being blind that makes people want to walk their dog all the time?
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public.
Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."