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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
“Why is life so hard?” – Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter.
I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
Whenever I get a message that begins with “Hey Stranger” I know I’m about to be asked for a favor by someone I don’t want to help.
The difference between me & normal people is the normal
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.