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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
Wine is just grapes for procrastinators.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I’m glad you’re learning to laugh at yourself. That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I`m 100% behind you.
I did not say you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
I just found out that a bucket of KFC when you`re finished with it, also doubles as a porta-potty...
FYI: You can buy wedding cake even if there`s no wedding, those suckers don`t even check
I don`t think the guy below me understands how this works.
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
Pro tip: Go the the gym on one of those 1 day free passes, take 365 selfies then post one every day.
Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep.