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Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
New word of the day: Stupidiot!!
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 40 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 3. Now close your eyes.... It`s dark isn`t it.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Not a day goes by when I don`t try to use The Force.