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I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing.
I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don`t realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation.
Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
In heaven, the Cheez-Its are salted on both sides.
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.