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Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
I`m all for the "going green" thing, but I just can`t bring myself to buy toilet paper that says, "100% Recycled."
Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
Really offended that these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don`t treat every burrito with the utmost respect
Co-worker: My wife`s an angel. Me: You`re lucky, mine`s still alive.
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)
If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to Chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!!