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Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
I`m allergic to stupidity ... which is why I break out in to sarcasm.
It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
"You`re as crazy as your mother" is the last thing I remember saying before waking up in intensive care
My wife says "YOU`RE DRUNK!" like it is a bad thing.
According to this bathroom stall,,, my ex changed her number again.
I`m certain that the reason for Wasps, Hornets, and Yellowjackets was to remind grown men that they can still scream like a little girl.
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
Go ahead caller 9!!
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me more than a week to realize that I`m not at work anymore....
NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
Going to the skate park to watch people fall.
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
Research shows that 100% of the time when someone says “oh no she didn’t!” she most definitely did.