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If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`. I`ll definitely turn around and look.
Make sure your goals are unattainable so you`ll feel a little better about giving up later
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
I bet the guy who invented fake dog poo was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
"There`s strength in numbers" I whisper to my 9th slice of pizza.
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
Love is... saving money to buy her shoes!
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead...
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
We think therefore we must be, but are we?